Roommates: Overkill
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A comprehensive and detailed list of ways to get rid of the horrible creature who steals your food, comes home drunk at 2 am when you have a test the next day, or set their alarm at 6 am and then hit the snooze button ten times.
Over-the-top, silly and sadistic revenge ideas, with step-by-step instructions, that could either get you a single room... or a padded room in a nice mental clinic. But it would still be a single room so it's a win, right?
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