How To Treat A Cat

So, you wanna know how to make your cat love you instead of leaving a big scratch on your face? Well, you are in the right place! I, Ryoon, will show you the steps to getting a new friend.

Note: There may be scratches left on you from attempting this, as you may not do something right, but that's just a part of learning. Pretty soon, you'll never have a scratch on your body again! Or you may, depending on if you have a temper problem and accidentally yell at your cat with rage. But, no worries! You can just read this step by step again!