The Greatest Failure

If you were to tell my 7 year old self once that my life wasn't going to turn out great then I'd laugh. I'd say "No, It's going to turn out great!" with all the enthusiam a 7 year old child has.

But then you flash forward to present day and you'd be right about my currently 18 year old self. Things aren't going so great. Infact they're going well, crap.

If you think this is going to be a make believe story then I should warn you now. This isn't made up. Everything that's written in here actually happened.

This is going to be a book full of countless stupidities and worst of all: betrayal.

You've been warned.