Yuuri, on a trip, who has encountered a string of bad luck- missing a flight, loosing his luggage in the process, and then getting robbed of everything else and stranded in a very small town, standing at the door of a quaint bed and breakfast in a pair of scandalously short cut-offs and a faded and threadbare Britney Spears tour t-shirt cut into a crop top that the owner of the local thrift shop gave him to wear:
"Okay listen I have had a REALLY bad 24 hours and I have like, three bucks to my name right now but I just really need somewhere to stay until I can get this sorted out with the police and find a way to get home and then I SWEAR I'll be able to pay and I was told you might be able to help me out-"
Viktor, owner of said quaint bed and breakfast, and also very sad, very lonely, and very very gay:
Looks off into the distance "Thank you, god."