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Close Encounters of The Chav Kind

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Everything you need to know about the chav, from the innocence eyes of an invisible observer.
There may be one in your neighborhood, there may be one next door, there may be one in your family...
You might be one...

Read this and you too will understand what it really feels like to have close encounters with the chav kind.All Rights Reserved

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