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Grime Music in Cockaigne
"My next project will have a similar vibe to playing Grime Music in Cockaigne, the rhymes will be as zany as people with lime tunics 'n' no names and they'll be fragrantly scented with thyme, tulips 'n' propane ugh!...." Welcome to Cockaigne, the archaic land of eternal paradise. An imaginary place of luxury and ease, comfort and pleasure, opposite to the harshness of medieval peasant life. It is a land of contraries, where all the restrictions of society are defied, sexual liberty is open and food is plentiful. This project is will subject you to the feeling of plying Grime Music in Cockaigne, Drill Music in Zion, Horrorcore Music in Heaven or Crunk Music in Valhalla. That disruption of tranquility with a cacophony of entrancing lyrical creativity. An escape from the monotony of paradise, a much needed sabbatical from the unparalleled norm of immortality, a greatly appreciated interruption to the tedious continuum of eternal existence, a refreshing ambience in the background of infinite bliss. So join me as we delve deeper into the bizarre, the majestic, the eye opening, the spine tingling, the scintillating, the tantalising, the methodical, the cultivating, the captivating, the elegant, the mischievous, the mesmerising, the thought provoking, the controversial, the striking , the breathtaking and the imperious world of lyricism!Complete
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[𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧] 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, '𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜' 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥. 𝘛𝘰 [𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳]: 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱. [𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧] 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙊𝙝 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙮, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙚? 𝙒𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝘛𝘰 [𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳]: 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥. Follow the witty and hilarious dialogue story of Roari and Raptar, as a not so unpredictable encounter on the forums, turns into the troll becoming the trolled. 1st place in theCreativeAwards 2020 Teen Fiction category!Complete
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3
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Silly Short Stories
Are you ready to get your silly on? Then you come to the right place! Get ready to encounter stories that go far beyond your imagination! Dead alligators, people melting, people acting stupid, and tons of slapstick comedy await! Hold on tight! Because it's about to get very silly here in the fictional realm!! 🤪🤪🤪Complete
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❝𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬𝙨... 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨, 𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 ❞ 𝐄𝐒𝐓. 𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒![bad thoughts › bbno$ [1]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/206831858-256-k764111.jpg)
bad thoughts › bbno$ [1]
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures
(COMPLETED STORY) Meet Nelson Meem. He lives in an apartment with his convention obsessed owner, Jaiden. Nelson goes on many DANK adventures from getting a meme trap off his yard, to go on a quest to find a legendary, golden, gorilla leg. He loves memes and humorous stuff, so get ready for the funniest book on Wattpad! Introducing, Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures!Complete
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Detroit has always been the type of city that carries its own unique name with pride. Full of nonstop hustlers who move with dignity, each chasing their own dream. Trevon Gardner is one of them: a rapper finally gaining real attention, trying to turn his talent into the life he's been chasing forever. Xamira Evans is a gifted cosmetologist with her own blueprint, living life to the fullest. Their worlds don't usually collide...until one unexpected moment changes everything. Now they have to face the consequences. Will it bring them together, or tear them apart?Complete
"My next project will have a similar vibe to playing Grime Music in Cockaigne, the rhymes will be as zany as people with lime tunics 'n' no names and they'll be fragrantly scented with thyme, tulips 'n' propane ugh!...." Welcome to Cockaigne, the archaic land of eternal paradise. An imaginary place of luxury and ease, comfort and pleasure, opposite to the harshness of medieval peasant life. It is a land of contraries, where all the restrictions of society are defied, sexual liberty is open and food is plentiful. This project is will subject you to the feeling of plying Grime Music in Cockaigne, Drill Music in Zion, Horrorcore Music in Heaven or Crunk Music in Valhalla. That disruption of tranquility with a cacophony of entrancing lyrical creativity. An escape from the monotony of paradise, a much needed sabbatical from the unparalleled norm of immortality, a greatly appreciated interruption to the tedious continuum of eternal existence, a refreshing ambience in the background of infinite bliss. So join me as we delve deeper into the bizarre, the majestic, the eye opening, the spine tingling, the scintillating, the tantalising, the methodical, the cultivating, the captivating, the elegant, the mischievous, the mesmerising, the thought provoking, the controversial, the striking , the breathtaking and the imperious world of lyricism!
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