Rap Battle Roasts
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These raps are childish, and are for children.
Some of them are pretty mean and rude and cruel. I made them when I was an uneducated teenager.
That being said, some of these make me laugh, so have fun.
- The Poopoo man, circa 2024
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[𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧] 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, '𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜' 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥. 𝘛𝘰 [𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳]: 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱. [𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧] 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨: 𝙊𝙝 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙮, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙚? 𝙒𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝘛𝘰 [𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳]: 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥. Follow the witty and hilarious dialogue story of Roari and Raptar, as a not so unpredictable encounter on the forums, turns into the troll becoming the trolled. 1st place in theCreativeAwards 2020 Teen Fiction category!
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