Umbitch's lines → Harry + Hermione

Harry and Hermione had been closer ever since they were on the train in their first year. They had gotten even closer by the time fifth year came around and someone didn't like it. A pink, toad like, prejudice witch 'Professor' at Hogwarts named Umbridge who has a chip on her shoulder for those two and will do whatever it takes to have them punished. The opportunity occurs when she sees the two ignoring her 'no boy and girl closer than six inches act' which she made mandatory for all. She immediately sends them to detention. How more stupid could she be?