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"So I died."

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Joke story me and a friend told once, it has a joke in it that makes me laughed every single time but it has to be said out loud lmao.
the second chapter is basic swearing ripAll Rights Reserved

finished funny god hahaha heaven hell imgoingtohell itsajoke jd jokebook jokestory lpl random sacrilegious

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