Uma Galerinha Cristã da Pesada
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Uma comedia que retrata e satiriza eventos e figuras historicas, para disso, fazer comedia, eh um roteiro de uma peça teatral e todas suas piadas e afins, possuem este proposito, o texto é de minha autoria mas sintasse livre para apresentar essa peça caso deseje (são 3 cenas, texto original sujeito a mudanças)
A peça é livre de palavras de baixo calão mesmo com piadas de duplo sentido, ela é sobre o cristianismo e faz piadas sobre
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