Uma Galerinha Cristã da Pesada
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Uma comedia que retrata e satiriza eventos e figuras historicas, para disso, fazer comedia, eh um roteiro de uma peça teatral e todas suas piadas e afins, possuem este proposito, o texto é de minha autoria mas sintasse livre para apresentar essa peça caso deseje (são 3 cenas, texto original sujeito a mudanças)
A peça é livre de palavras de baixo calão mesmo com piadas de duplo sentido, ela é sobre o cristianismo e faz piadas sobre
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Nuestro Si? Si.
Nuestro Sí? Sí. es una historia sobre el amor joven, el autodescubrimiento y los lazos familiares. Algunas historias de amor comienzan con un "sí", otras con incertidumbre, y algunas se escriben entre líneas de conversaciones nocturnas, miradas prolongadas y la silenciosa valentía de dos almas que buscan encontrarse. A través de mensajes llenos de risas, vulnerabilidad y revelaciones sinceras, Rafa de 22 años casi 23, que enfrenta las expectativas sociales y la homofobia internalizada-explora un romance reavivado con Martin, de 30 años recién cumplidos. Entre la paciencia tejida en el destino y una conexión tan profunda que convirtió cada amor pasado en un mero prólogo, su viaje se convierte en más que una historia de amor: es un camino hacia el autodescubrimiento, la fe y la aceptación de su verdadero ser. Porque hay amores que transforman, que desafían la duda y que enseñan que, a veces, lo más valioso es aquello que se construye con el tiempo. ¿Será su "sí" un destino escrito? ¿O se convertirá en un "qué hubiera sido" perdido en los ecos del tiempo y las circunstancias?
ᴼⁿᵉ ˢʰᵒᵗˢ || 𝓭𝓮𝓴𝓾𝓫𝓪𝓴𝓾
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𝙊𝙧𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙘 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮 | ᵗʷˢᵗ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ
--Orphic (adj.)-- (/ˈɔːfɪk/) mysterious and entrancing; beyond ordinary understanding "𝗜𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁, 𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁." Unicorns. Ah, yes such beautiful creatures indeed. Mystical creatures that dwell unseen in the depths of forests, unheard from for centuries. All in plain sight yet undiscovered as the human eye can not see them. Some time ago these unicorns where driven away and captured by an ancient fire elemental fae called the Red Bull. Yet he missed one tiny and naive unicorn that hid herself in the forests deep. Her name was [Y/n]. It was not long until she found out about her fellow unicorn's capturer. As she hid far away from the fae. She was in hiding. Suddenly one day that unicorn got hit by a black carriage led by ebony horses. As she then lost conciousness, she entered the world of 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱. ⤷[𝗩!𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘅 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗨𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿] ୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨ © 2024 RiniBo0811 (This book cover is not my art and it will never be. Credits to the artist of this picture.)![[[OLD]] 🌧TWISTED RAIN💧(various!twstxgn!reader)](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/367523300-256-k700634.jpg)
[[OLD]] 🌧TWISTED RAIN💧(various!twstxgn!reader)
✧༺🌧༻✧ [[🌧 = rewrited/edited]] [[TW‼️cringe(it gets better I promise), swearing (a lot)]] ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏғ twins ɢᴏᴛ ɪsᴇᴋᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ [ɴ], ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴘᴄ ᴛʜᴀᴛ they ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ, ᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ɪsᴇᴋᴀɪᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀʙʟᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ ᴅᴇғᴇɴsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ [ɴ] . . . . . . . . . . ᴡɪʟʟ [ɴ] sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ᴀɴ ɴᴘᴄ ᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ʏᴜᴜ's sᴘᴏᴛʟɪɢʜᴛ? [Twst belongs to yana toboso except the reader and ame with some characters I added, and.. story inspired (a little) by "mirror mirror on the wall" by @dilvuc]
Mho storys 🌕☀️~request open~🧲💥
I just want to make mho storys and incorrect quotes
𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 || 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀
❝ 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙗𝙤𝙞: i can be ur angle 🔺🔸🔹🔶🔷🔳🔲◾️◽️◼️◻️ ❞ ❝ 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙗𝙤𝙞: or i can be ur devil 😩👄👅💦🤪😈😏 ❞ ❝ 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙗𝙤𝙭: Stop✋🛑. Let Me Pray For You 🙏. ❞ In which Uraraka accidentally (on purpose) adds a model to their class group chat, and the students find themselves growing more and more curious about the newcomer as he spams them with bad memes and sells feet pics. BNHA Various x male!oc half texfic half fic So I know there are like 12 million bnha stories titled angel but like i'm uNoRiGinaL, sue me. !!This is an x male oc, so it has yaoi and the big gay!! There will be cursing because Bakugo exists. Cringe. NO ART IS MINE Don't like? Don't read. updates are irregular and slow, am sorryLengkap![Love Geometry - Camilo x Reader x Mirabel [COMPLETE]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/299078019-256-k763780.jpg)
Love Geometry - Camilo x Reader x Mirabel [COMPLETE]
"You... saved my life." Tiles lunge me forward and I put my hands out to brace myself. My hand ends up on the handle and the door explodes with light. ------------------------------------ I got telekinesis the night of Mirabel's ceremony. ------------------------------------ I open both the notes. I scan them over, taking a bit longer to read Mirabel's cursive than Camilo's messy handwriting. Both of them are professing their love for me. ------------------------------------ "I wish I coulda helped more." "Then have another vision!" ------------------------------------ "Happy new year! And happy sweet sixteen to our three sweet angels." -- "I get parties are a hassle, especially with so many people, but they treat us like one person." "This is bullshit. Let's go actually celebrate our birthdays." -- "Let's get fucked up!" ------------------------------------ "What the fuck happened last night?" ------------------------------------ "This is your fault! First you stole Mirabel's gift and now you're taking my perfect family off the rails!" "Maybe I'll just leave if I'm so terrible, then!" A crack goes down the center of the house. #497 encanto tag 1/26/22 #273 camilo tag 1/27/22 #361 disney tag 2/9/22 #28 casita tag 3/21/22Lengkap
Scarred: A RusEst and PoLietCan Fanfiction
Aaand... here it is! My first full-length Hetalia fanfiction! I also feel as though I should point out that this contains some past CuCan (well, at the beginning of the story it's current CuCan, but... you'll see) despite the title. The RusEst is never questioned, though. Never question RusEst. Um... we'll see how long this will actually be. I have a habit of making my stories really short. Anyways, I do not own Hetalia or any characters.Lengkap
Inquilab (Complete ✅)
"Just tell me that it was all a misunderstanding!" Unhone dard bhari awaz mein pucha, aur bebasi unki awaz mein saf sunai de rahi thi jisne mera dil kachod kar rakh diya. "Please, I am begging you." Yeh alfaaz jaise teeron ki tarah seedha dil ke paar ho gaye. Unki awaaz ki dard bhari kapkapahat, unki aankhon ki nami, aur woh bebasi jo unke har shabd ke saath aur gehri hoti ja rahi thi-sab kuch mujhe tod raha tha. Meri saanson ki raftaar tez ho gayi. Maine apni aankhein band kar li, jaise agar maine unki taraf dekha toh apne jazbaat par kabu na rakh paungi. Lekin meri chup, meri khamoshi, unke sawalon ka jawab de chuki thi. Aur shayad yehi jawab unke dil ko sabse zyada chot pahuncha gaya. Ek lamba sannata chha gaya. Main bas unki saans lene ki awaz sun sakti thi-tez, bechain, aur dukh se bhari hui. "Was that all a lie?" Unki awaaz ab ek kanpate hue ilzaam ki tarah lagi. "Did you never love me? Not even for a moment?" Meri ungliyan meri dupatte ko bechaini se muthhi mein jakkar rakhne lagi. Main unse aankhein nahi mila paayi. Phir unhone woh shabd kahe jo mujhe meri hi nazron mein gira gaye. "Was this marriage also a part of your plan?" Ab ki baar, unki awaaz mein sirf dukh nahi, ek toot chuki rooh ki goonj thi. Jaise har umeed, har yakeen, har pyaar ek pal mein bikhar gaya ho.Lengkap![30 Day OTP Challenge [AmeriPan]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/137151922-256-k312282.jpg)
30 Day OTP Challenge [AmeriPan]
**DISCLAIMER** The image used for this cover doesn't belong to me. This wonderful piece of art was drawn by the awesome Pugishka. (Thanks again for the lovely drawings~! ^^) The cool images used in the stories were also created by her, just in a different style than the one you see in the cover. You can check out more of her amazing artwork on her Tumblr page right here: https://pugishka.tumblr.com/ +~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+ All the following short stories are based off the "30 Day OTP Challenge" that I found on DeviantArt. The link to the list will be located down bellow. I had a blast writing every single one of these parts! owo I'm just sad it went by so fast... ;w; Anyway, I really hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them~! ^^ Day Started: January 31, 2018 Day Finished: March 1, 2018 +~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+ Slight hint of the following ships: - PruHun (Day 9 and 20) - FrUK (Day 12, 14, and 26) - RoChu (Day 26 and 28) SongFic: Day 22 ((WARNING: The SongFic has some angst. Read with caution.)) +~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+~-+ Link to the 30 Day OTP Challenge: https://www.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585Lengkap
Nuestro Sí? Sí. es una historia sobre el amor joven, el autodescubrimiento y los lazos familiares. Algunas historias de amor comienzan con un "sí", otras con incertidumbre, y algunas se escriben entre líneas de conversaciones nocturnas, miradas prolongadas y la silenciosa valentía de dos almas que buscan encontrarse. A través de mensajes llenos de risas, vulnerabilidad y revelaciones sinceras, Rafa de 22 años casi 23, que enfrenta las expectativas sociales y la homofobia internalizada-explora un romance reavivado con Martin, de 30 años recién cumplidos. Entre la paciencia tejida en el destino y una conexión tan profunda que convirtió cada amor pasado en un mero prólogo, su viaje se convierte en más que una historia de amor: es un camino hacia el autodescubrimiento, la fe y la aceptación de su verdadero ser. Porque hay amores que transforman, que desafían la duda y que enseñan que, a veces, lo más valioso es aquello que se construye con el tiempo. ¿Será su "sí" un destino escrito? ¿O se convertirá en un "qué hubiera sido" perdido en los ecos del tiempo y las circunstancias?
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