Humphrey the Dinosaur

Humphrey the Dinosaur

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Last published Fri, Feb 21, 2014

classic dinosaur humor vegetarian visionary

Humphrey, an iconoclast and visionary, is ostracized for his haughty attempts to convert the dinosaur race to an herbivorian diet

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