Llama Monster Smut - Fall Out Boy
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Please don't read this fucking story I wrote it when I was 11 or 12 and it makes me want to fucking die seriously don't read this absolute cancer. I was and still am a dumb cunt.
***SATIRE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY***
Collab with @Squiidgyy
Llama monster smut and fluff. Trohley and all.
before they made their official ig accs we named them nartin and vaghoon so don't come for us. we the ogs. we named them in like september so suck my pp
nartin is frosty
vaghoon is royal tea
Joke fic don't get pissed off if we fail.
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