Contrary to what you're thinking: this is NOT a story. It's actually just an idea I've hatched at 1:56 am on a school night when I can't sleep. The idea is, basically, I have many thoughts late at night because I can't sleep, so I'm putting them on here for anyone to read because it brings me comfort for some reason that my thoughts can be heard by anyone, even if it's as trivial as my opinion on how weird the word yacht is spelled (it is spelled very weird). So if you choose to read through my thoughts I hope you get something from it: a laugh, a smile, some insight, anything. Enjoy.