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Me, My Car and still me.

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The love story of a guy, his car, and nothing else really.
Prepare for some realistic humor, and a half decent quirky plot.

Jake is a weird guy. He looks like a normal kid, but he's different. As a toddler while Every boy would watch Kung Fu Panda or Shrek, he would be glued to the movie Cars, EVERYDAY. as a 13 year old, he never fantasied about girls or the hottest girl in his class unlike every other puberty hitting boy, but he did fantasize about turbochargers and driving cars. 


Now he's 17, and it's time for him to buy his first car. Whats he gonna buy? And will his attention to women ever change?  Who the hell knows, read the story!All Rights Reserved

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