Courtney's Boners
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Last published Sat, Aug 18, 2018
We make this joke that my freind Courtney has a boner, because Courtney is 'Sans the Skeleton'. So this book is dedecated to her and her boners!!! THIS BOOK IS MEANT TO BE STUPID!!!
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