"I don't think you're a freak"

You find yourself in an opportune place and at opportune time to run into a weary rambler going by Xavier, who claims to be a guardian angel. Everyone else in your small southern town seems to ostracize and ridicule him, but you see something in those mismatched eyes that you can't help but be enticed by. After telling you his life story of suffering and abuse you empathize with him. In his rants and raves about the universe you see an irresistible charm in him. His antics and buffoonery make you smile without fail. But feelings in you begin to flutter as you see his kind and caring heart. One cold desert night you bring him home with you. And after a few glasses of Merlot you two make your way into the bedroom. You're certain that the universe will guide things in the right direction from there.

An Xavier Renegade Angel fan-fiction powered by your friends at /trash/.
Thank you to everyone in all the threads who encouraged me to write this short story, sorry it took so long.