The Pisswater Chronicles
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Last published Tue, Aug 20, 2019
Jessica Lemon Pisswater is not your average protagonist. She kills people, does hard drugs and has over 100 bastard children. Follow her in this epic tale of romance, death, crack, prostitution and so much more! 😊
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