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- Parts 158
- Time 1h 22m
Ongoing, First published Nov 20, 2017
All the absolute nonsense that used to go on my wall has now been placed into a very neat and compact book. Yes, you know I love to talk so beware- updates will be frequent and might or might not make senseAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- So, we meetMon, Nov 20, 2017
- The Bane of my Existence.Mon, Nov 20, 2017
- The F#?! are all these cracks?!Mon, Nov 20, 2017
- Yes, your life sucks. ShameTue, Nov 21, 2017
- Tattoos, beauty spots and frecklesTue, Nov 21, 2017
- Shuffle GameWed, Nov 22, 2017
- The weirdest thing about your bodyWed, Nov 22, 2017
- The shittiest lie you ever toldThu, Nov 23, 2017
- Ed SheeranFri, Nov 24, 2017
- Black Friday MadnessFri, Nov 24, 2017
- Spiders make me sadSat, Nov 25, 2017
- Wattpad, get your shit togetherSat, Nov 25, 2017
- Frowning makes people look uglySun, Nov 26, 2017
- My life so has the potential to be a clicheSun, Nov 26, 2017
- So bear with me hereMon, Nov 27, 2017
- Miss UniverseMon, Nov 27, 2017
- When prayers are answeredWed, Nov 29, 2017
- Dark PathWed, Nov 29, 2017
- Sorry, South Africans only (yes, it's about 7de laan)Wed, Nov 29, 2017
- The best part about teachingThu, Nov 30, 2017
- Awards DayFri, Dec 1, 2017
- The cutest thing I have ever seenSat, Dec 2, 2017
- My boobs look good in thisSun, Dec 3, 2017
- Which swear word would you never use?Sun, Dec 3, 2017
- shuffle game 2Mon, Dec 4, 2017
- The Jinnat is going to catch youMon, Dec 4, 2017
- Why South Africa's literacy level sucksThu, Dec 7, 2017
- What is the deal with the whole 'best friend's brother' thing?Fri, Dec 8, 2017
- Jack BlackSat, Dec 9, 2017
- The biggest lie ever toldSun, Dec 10, 2017
- So this was awkwardSun, Dec 10, 2017
- Holy sh*#!! The best advert ever!!Mon, Dec 11, 2017
- How I know my period is comingSat, Dec 16, 2017
- Tuesday ShuffleTue, Dec 19, 2017
- Mama- the movieWed, Dec 20, 2017
- Meghan Markle and Prince HarryThu, Dec 21, 2017
- So this is what happens when shit goes on saleThu, Dec 21, 2017
- Weirdest things that might pop up on my search historyFri, Dec 22, 2017
- When a relatively nicish looking guy catches you talking to yourselfTue, Dec 26, 2017
- Don't ever wear a padded bra if you're swimmingWed, Dec 27, 2017
- Where were you?Thu, Dec 28, 2017
- Whoop, whoop, South Africa! Rated best anthem in the world!!Thu, Dec 28, 2017
- Sleep procrastinationMon, Jan 1, 2018
- Exercise songs-suggestionsTue, Jan 2, 2018
- Let's talk about SplitWed, Jan 3, 2018
- Rings- meh, don't waste your time on this oneWed, Jan 3, 2018
- Exercise and girl hormonesWed, Jan 3, 2018
- A family tree showing how all my books relate to each otherMon, Jan 8, 2018
- Why would you bestow this name upon a Christian book store.Mon, Jan 8, 2018
- Did anyone notice this about Mikaeel and Hooriya?Mon, Jan 8, 2018
- Your once in forever bookFri, Jan 12, 2018
- Oh. My. GodWed, Jan 17, 2018
- I don't know what to wear tomorrowThu, Jan 18, 2018
- Favourite kissing scene!Thu, Jan 18, 2018
- Shuffle game!Sat, Jan 20, 2018
- Riyaadh's story 2.0Sun, Jan 21, 2018
- Oh my Fuck! Holy shitThu, Jan 25, 2018
- The thing about best friendsSat, Jan 27, 2018
- When you're a tall person....Mon, Jan 29, 2018
- So, I made a friend todayWed, Jan 31, 2018
- That hug just made a shitty parents night all the more betterWed, Jan 31, 2018
- The M word- you know. The one that rhymes with cabbageThu, Feb 1, 2018
- Why write a story about AmaaniSun, Feb 4, 2018
- This is mean but...Wed, Feb 7, 2018
- The Chronicles of NarniaSat, Feb 10, 2018
- Also, what tf is up with centaursSat, Feb 10, 2018
- The Best, Best, Best surprise ever!!Mon, Feb 12, 2018
- When should Layla sleep with Yaaseen?Tue, Feb 13, 2018
- Photo DayWed, Feb 14, 2018
- What I learnt about my lipstickThu, Feb 15, 2018
- So my kids thought I was dying todayMon, Feb 19, 2018
- Cluster(fuck) MeetingsMon, Feb 19, 2018
- A very, very sexy Max Theiriot and O'Shea Jackson JrWed, Feb 21, 2018
- The Order 1886Fri, Feb 23, 2018
- This man is ridiculously handsomeSat, Feb 24, 2018
- Weekend shuffle!Sat, Feb 24, 2018
- The thing I love about shaving your legsSun, Feb 25, 2018
- I think I have a shopping addictionSun, Feb 25, 2018
- Did you notice this about ch79Sun, Feb 25, 2018
- Let's talk about my signatureMon, Feb 26, 2018
- Im gonna be a mighty king so enemies beWARE!Tue, Feb 27, 2018
- YES! When I complete my work 5 minutes ahead of schedule!!Wed, Feb 28, 2018
- When you just happen to casually walk past a vomit infested hallwayThu, Mar 1, 2018
- Lol Shrek is just the filthiest movie ever!Fri, Mar 2, 2018
- Mortal Kombat sucks so badFri, Mar 2, 2018
- Possessive jealousy is not cuteSat, Mar 3, 2018
- So the first thing I did after I came back from our sports day was...Sun, Mar 4, 2018
- Names and personalitySun, Mar 4, 2018
- A NEW TURKISH DRAMA!!!Mon, Mar 5, 2018
- This guy's voice just gave me the shiversTue, Mar 6, 2018
- I think Miss Ayesha is an alienWed, Mar 7, 2018
- Well thank goodness this day is overThu, Mar 8, 2018
- Lilo and Stitch!Thu, Mar 8, 2018
- Studying honours or getting a degree in creative writing...Fri, Mar 9, 2018
- I am officially a grandmother!!Mon, Mar 12, 2018
- I am a Marking DemonWed, Mar 14, 2018
- This really oddly funny thing that happens while you're actually teachingThu, Mar 15, 2018
- Let's talk about DemetriFri, Mar 16, 2018
- No shits were given todayMon, Mar 19, 2018
- Yes, I've posted about this guy before but wows, he is seriously so handsomeTue, Mar 20, 2018
- Letters to JulietWed, Mar 21, 2018
- Food bloggers. WTFSat, Mar 24, 2018
- Guess who I met today!Sun, Mar 25, 2018
- HOLIDAAAAYYYSSSSS!!Wed, Mar 28, 2018
- My AddictionWed, Mar 28, 2018
- In all technicalities, I am just a selfish wenchFri, Mar 30, 2018
- 10 best adverts ever!Sat, Mar 31, 2018
- City of angelsTue, Apr 3, 2018
- So this is what I listen to when I need a pick-me-up. Yes,it's from New ZealandTue, Apr 3, 2018
- Midnight SunSat, Apr 7, 2018
- Here's a weird thing about getting olderSat, Apr 7, 2018
- So, Kangol bras are the best bras everWed, Apr 11, 2018
- Okay, what is up with this most ridiculous move pulled by movie chicksWed, Apr 11, 2018
- ChoicesThu, Apr 19, 2018
- The bestestestest crisp ever!Fri, Apr 20, 2018
- Blood DancersSun, Apr 22, 2018
- So, I just bought my first pair of...Sat, Apr 28, 2018
- My Youtube AddictionMon, Apr 30, 2018
- So, 80s horror moviesSat, May 5, 2018
- Can we also please talk about how wildly inappropriate this scene isSat, May 5, 2018
- Saggy tightsWed, May 9, 2018
- Ask me a questionSat, May 12, 2018
- The weird thing about teaching kidsThu, May 17, 2018
- Things that were supposed to happen in my stories..Fri, May 18, 2018
- So, I know this song by heart.Sat, May 19, 2018
- Why is being crazy considered the pinnacle of awesomeness?(serious rant)Sat, May 19, 2018
- So, I turned 27 yesterdayTue, May 22, 2018
- I love when kids think I can't use google!Thu, May 24, 2018
- Who remembers this?Fri, Jun 1, 2018
- This has always confounded meSat, Jun 2, 2018
- Weird things about drivingSun, Jun 10, 2018
- The bestestestest news!Wed, Jun 13, 2018
- So I have been in love with this guy since 2001Tue, Jun 19, 2018
- I despise this woman intentlyTue, Jun 26, 2018
- RiverdaleTue, Jul 3, 2018
- Morticia and Gomez Addams were the original BDSM coupleSun, Jul 29, 2018
- I miss youThu, Aug 16, 2018
- So this is a favour for a friendSun, Aug 19, 2018
- Amaani's songThu, Sep 13, 2018
- Can we please talk about American DadWed, Sep 19, 2018
- The Handmaid's TaleWed, Sep 19, 2018
- What on earth is going on with 7deLaan and the fight club?!Sun, Sep 30, 2018
- Mrs Brown's BoysFri, Oct 5, 2018
- I have an actual female crush on this womanSat, Oct 13, 2018
- Pun-ch me in the foot, it's a tag thing.Tue, Feb 19, 2019
- HappierSat, Jun 8, 2019
- Okay, here's what irks me.Thu, Nov 21, 2019
- I want to confess something that is absolutely story worthyThu, Dec 5, 2019
- Dreams are awesomeSat, Dec 14, 2019
- Let's Play a GameSat, Jan 11, 2020
- I HAVE JUST FOUND MY RIYAADH!!!Sun, Jan 12, 2020
- The thing about loving Russian musicWed, Mar 4, 2020
- A Poll- who's your favourite coupleSat, Apr 4, 2020
- Job vs HappinessSat, May 9, 2020
- Saying goodbye to a friendSun, May 31, 2020
- Okay- Jay Hernandez is so damned hotMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Also, Jacob ScipioMon, Jun 15, 2020
- The Girl with the Dragon TattooMon, Jun 22, 2020
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