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How to Get Girls ._.

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Membaca 24,057
Suara 814
Bagian 31
Durasi 5m

bad flirt jokes pickuplines troll

How to get girls with AMAZING skills ._. They'll go all crazy over you~ :D 

Reasons why I did this book:
1. I was bored .-.
2. You guys suck at flirting ._. JK! (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ 

Now get out. ☜(ˆ▽ˆ)

JK! XD I don't own any of these amazing lines. ;-;

[ So I noticed some of you are taking this book way too serious. It's suppose to be a troll book so calm down. I'm a girl myself and well aware most of these lines will never work. I ask that you kindly refrain from making comments like "This is stupid. These lines will never work." No. Duh. To everyone else, enjoy~ ]Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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