Santa's Helper : A Story of Redemption

Join Francis as one Icelandic Dwarf learns the true meaning of Christmas; one punch at a time.

"I am Santa's Helper. I am, by extension of the Charter of Santa Claus, here administering on-the-spot redemption of requests. Santa's goal is for all boys and girls to be good. As a result of you once asking a gift of Santa in a state of naughtiness, you are now on my list and I am delivering your gift: A lump of coal or justice equal to your iniquity. Your situation requires a compounding penalty for your naughtiness that fits your acts. Please keep in mind, the more you asked for, the more I give you, so..."

I will tell you, that bunk about never hearing the bullet that hits you is false. I hear it every time.:" - Francis