Hawtness
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  • Reads 130,259
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  • Parts 91
  • Time 14h 56m
whatsawhizzer
Ongoing, First published Feb 23, 2014
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Vampires, Angels, and Demons, Oh My! Jane's life will never be the same when she stumbles onto Hawtness, the ten sexiest guys at Fairmont High, and finds out they are hiding ten deadly secrets, each more ludicrous than the last. Soon, the question stops being which scrumptiously hot guy will win her heart, and starts being whether she'll even make it out of high school alive!

Genre: A parody of supernatural romance teen fiction.
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