The End is Nigh

I shall start with one of my top personal favorites of all time from back in the days {:'-P

While "The end is nigh" has become one of my favorite phrases with several uses, it can be applied to many things, not just this, though I happened to title it this way {:}

This had actually been changing for months, as I found new bizarre lines to add, but this is currently the latest and probably final draft of it, since it's been 8 months since I have made any edits {:}