The Holy Family

The Holy Family

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Founding a church can be hard. Becoming a founder of the only Black Jesus church is harder. Mother B was not your average woman. She was cunning, clever and highly aggressive. So it was no surprise when Mother B decided to run a black Jesus church to avoid paying high taxes. For many years Mother B ran her church, gaining many followers and surprisingly much respect from everybody in her district. But one day, a child appears on Mother B's doorstep, and as the child grows older, the child only wants one thing. The child wants a man. Please note that this book is purely a joke so if easily offended by race or religion jokes, DO NOT READ THIS. Thank you. Side Note~ This Book also contains strong language and suggestive themes. You have been warned.
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Join Johnny, a happy preteen, and Joseph, a cynical teenager, in an adventure through Christianity. All whilst battling off evil Atheists and the average villains in society. Warning: This story could potentially offend fellow Christians or literally anyone, living.. or dead I guess, I won't judge. However, while writing this, we never intentionally meant to harm anyone. Myself and my coworker here at TheseHeauxCorp think that comedy is a great outlet for our endless emotional suffering. Kinda like Bo Burnham. Yeah. Anyways, point is, if we offend you, we apologise. Other than that, enjoy the story. Hopefully some of the weird jokes and gags can make you all laugh, or at least get a smile out of you. -TheseHeauxCorp. PS. Praise Jesus.

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