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hi I'm funneh call me cat i watch a video of my fan
it's a very funny video it's about draco trying to cook in mine craft
but then he made allot of mess but actually it was all a dream
then it came to life it was a little bit hard but he got
use to it so funneh helped draco he was so lucky
funneh
helped him but he was almost done well
he thought but no he didn't want to cook so
he gave it all up he was so tired. <_>
good bye people who are funneh
fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Draco Malfoy is a fucking arse. A magical delivery error causes all the gifts ordered by Draco and Hermione to be sent in the wrong place. To her great misfortune, her erotic potion books and sex toys land in Malfoy's hands, who takes great pleasure in mocking her. Bloody Hell, if she could bury herself alive right now, she would. ______________ I've had a few ideas pop into my head for the Christmas holidays, so here's a little surprise for you. Just a quick heads-up: writing smut is a real challenge for me-I cringe every single time, haha. I wrote my first one not long ago, and I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I posted it. So, please be kind! English isn't my first language, either. Sending lots of good vibes your way, and... happy reading! A special shoutout to my friend and beta, Posie.rosie.daisie, who took the time to read my work, even when I wanted to hide behind a cushion, and who advised me to keep a bowl of water nearby to help ease the pressure... Your unwavering support, your feedback, and your comments always bring a big smile to my face.
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