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OUTROSOFT
Complete, First published Nov 24, 2017
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❝ two guys walk
    into a bar. . . the
    third guy ducks. ❞

    warning! these jokes may cause your eyes to roll into oblivion, cringe attacks and make you laugh till death. you've been warned!

started: november 26, 2017
ended: december 3, 2017
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𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻🎭❘ʸᴢ❙ by bobomallows
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ලෝකයා නිසාම අපි අපිව තාමත් අගුලු දාගන ඉන්නේ එ අගුල අරින්න යතුර හොයාගන්න මම හිතනවා ඔයාට පුළුවන්වෙයි කියලා මම එක්ක එන්න 🎭𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 යතුර හොයාගන්න.... 🎭....මම කැමතිම රිද්මයක් වෙනුවෙන් මගේ සැබෑ අනන්‍යතාවය හංගන්න වුනා මට🎭...... ඒත් එයා ඇත්තදැනගත්තම..... මාව පිලිගනීද.... එයා ඇත්තටම මටද නැත්නම් ඒ ගැහැණු ළමයටද ආදරේ කරන්නේ........ "𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞💋" "𝙱𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻,𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝙱𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝙰𝙽" "𝙸 𝚂𝙴𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙴𝚈𝙴𝚂" "𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸 𝚂𝙰𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂,𝙻𝙾𝙺𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚄𝙻" "𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂💋" ඒ 🎭𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 එක පැළදගන මාත් එක්ක නර්ථනයේ යෙදුන ගැහැණු ළමයාව මම හොයාගන්නවා....... එයා සින්ඩරෙල්ලා වුනත්.... එයා වෙනලෝකෙක වුනත්.... එ සින්ඩරෙල්ලා දැන් මගේ......... ✿🎭☡Copying the story is prohibited🚫
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𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻🎭❘ʸᴢ❙ cover
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𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 cover
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𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻🎭❘ʸᴢ❙

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ලෝකයා නිසාම අපි අපිව තාමත් අගුලු දාගන ඉන්නේ එ අගුල අරින්න යතුර හොයාගන්න මම හිතනවා ඔයාට පුළුවන්වෙයි කියලා මම එක්ක එන්න 🎭𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 යතුර හොයාගන්න.... 🎭....මම කැමතිම රිද්මයක් වෙනුවෙන් මගේ සැබෑ අනන්‍යතාවය හංගන්න වුනා මට🎭...... ඒත් එයා ඇත්තදැනගත්තම..... මාව පිලිගනීද.... එයා ඇත්තටම මටද නැත්නම් ඒ ගැහැණු ළමයටද ආදරේ කරන්නේ........ "𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞💋" "𝙱𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻,𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝙱𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝙰𝙽" "𝙸 𝚂𝙴𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝚄𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙴𝚈𝙴𝚂" "𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸 𝚂𝙰𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂,𝙻𝙾𝙺𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚄𝙻" "𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂💋" ඒ 🎭𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 එක පැළදගන මාත් එක්ක නර්ථනයේ යෙදුන ගැහැණු ළමයාව මම හොයාගන්නවා....... එයා සින්ඩරෙල්ලා වුනත්.... එයා වෙනලෝකෙක වුනත්.... එ සින්ඩරෙල්ලා දැන් මගේ......... ✿🎭☡Copying the story is prohibited🚫

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