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Reads 314,588
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Parts 100
Time 6m

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❝ two guys walk
    into a bar. . . the
    third guy ducks. ❞

    warning! these jokes may cause your eyes to roll into oblivion, cringe attacks and make you laugh till death. you've been warned!

started: november 26, 2017
ended: december 3, 2017
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Leah's Writer's Room by flowersforleah

Want to ask me questions? See my behind the scenes? Even see my upcoming story sneak peeks? Here you can request for a chapter read request as well as critique. There's even something better-talking to me about anything you want!

The love dare by mlbst0ries

⚓After Hawkmoth was defeated, Adrien and Marinette are both hurt, leaving their marriage strained. Worried, Tikki and Plagg decided to take matters into their own hands by issuing a series of dares in an attempt to help their charges fix their marriage. But it only works if they are willing to try. AUTHOR:TheNovelArtist started: 2dec2020 #1 in mlady(8may2021) #1 in bugaboo (23may2021) #2 in chaton(6may2021) #2 in dares (23aug2021) #9 in dares(6may2021)

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Destiny ✔️ cover

Little Bella cover

HELLHOUND - Supernatural cover

Community Happenings cover

the babysitter cover

لاتقارنين حبي لك بأي مخلوق انا حتى بغيابك احبك cover

Just As We Were Married (COMPLETED) cover

Leah's Writer's Room

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