The Meme Life
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Last published Thu, Feb 7, 2019
It's 2049. Memes have been outlawed for 32 years. Illegal meme dealers roam the streets, distributing their memes to those willing to pay. It's been a hard life for those that grew up with their memes, now that they've been taken away.
Cena, a 17 year old dealer in California, has been making and selling memes for years. His parents grew up in the meme days, and even sell their own. Desperately trying to get his memes out there, but also trying not to get caught, Cena accidentally starts a meme war that could end with the legalization of memes. Will it work, or will Cena be caught?
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