Skaters 101 (but without the skating)

What if...
The skaters could live the lives that they never got to fully experience?
In a parallel universe, none of the skaters know how to skate. No trainings to attend, competitions to take part in, nothing. Instead, they lead ordinary high school lives, complete with homework to do, friends to make, crushes to crush (not really).
There is a catch, however.
All these skaters all go to the same university prep school.
Bonding over misunderstanding each other through the language barrier.
How wonderful

This is what happens when you take a handful of your favorite figure skaters, two overly obsessed skating fans (Who fail at writing but nevertheless, still write stories.) and dump two (heaped) tablespoons of exaggeration stir it together and BAM! (maybe make that 4)
There you have it, Skaters 101. (but without the skating)
This is a purely fictional crack fiction. Any references to real life people or incidents are all by coincidence.