"So, tell me something about yourself. If you're so inclined." She sighed heavily. "I'm not really inclined. I'd like to be someone other than myself right now." "OK. Who would you like to be?" He took a sip of his drink and then grinned at her. "Oh! Now that's a good question." NOTE: OK, listen. This is not for everybody. There is cheating between two married people. There are children involved. On top of that it's a RPF. It's like the trifecta of wrong. I know it, and now you know it. So heed the warnings. If any of that is NOT for you, please, please, please, for the love of science, read something more inclined towards your tastes and save yourself the unhappiness. I won't be mad. My feels won't be hurt. I just want you to be happy.