Actually, I'm the Villain

The story in which I by some weird chance manage to trip up the whole universe and tear a seam in the world's holy clothes, leading to an unfortunate meeting with my evil doppelganger, which in turn seems to be a pretty fortunate meeting since she is the only one helping me clean up my mess (while simultaneously trying to kill me discreetly.) Ah, the joys of life. Oh wait, right. The apocalypse is coming and my existential crisis-inspired sarcasm is perhaps not that appreciated right now. Well, shit happens, I suppose.

Signed by,

Yours Truly,
also known as, Connar Bryan

P.S And I am the villain in this story. It's all just a matter of perspective. D.S

"If the villains do not surface
The world will never have any need for heroes
But then again
If we are all villains in someone else's story
Heroes are just an idea and an ideal
For humanity to reach for"
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Entry for the open novella contest. The story is inspired by the prompt: You travel through a portal that exists in your bedroom, and meet your evil doppelganger. What happens?
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Shortlisted for the second round of the Open Novella Contest.
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Shortlisted for the third (and final) round of the Open Novella Contest.