Every scout In the Survey Corp Liked Christmas a lot... But Levi Ackerman, Who was a captain in the Corp, Did NOT!! Levi hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his heart was two sized too small...