Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
JadePotter26
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 17m
JadePotter26
Ongoing, First published Nov 26, 2017
Mature
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Hadrian Potter Black Napier is not what you would call... Sane. In fact he considers himself the maddest of them all. Of course being raised by the Joker might have something to do with that. Hadrian, at the age of 9 was introduced to the world of villanry.  He took the name 'The Mad Hatter' and so began his life of crime. Of course you can't forget Batsy and his pet Robin. Well, Hadrian and the Joker have always wanted to skin a bat and a bird.
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The Serpent's Heir

30 parts Complete Mature

Harry Potter, the supposed golden boy, was never meant to be the hero everyone expected. When Dumbledore's grand plan started to unravel, it was clear that the wizarding world would face a different kind of savior. Instead of a loyal Gryffindor, Harry walked into Hogwarts with the dark, calculating air of a pureblood heir and an ancient venomous magical snake by his side. His arrival shattered expectations-especially when he was sorted into Slytherin. No longer the carefree child of Lily and James, Harry embraced his true heritage, one entwined with power, cunning, and the legacy of his ancestors. With every step, he reveals just how far Dumbledore's manipulation went, and the unmasking of his true self puts him at odds with the very people who thought they knew him best. Hermione, Ron, and even his own family stand in his way, but Harry is no longer the naive boy they once knew. The wizarding world is about to witness the rise of a new force, one who will carve his own path, free from the shackles of old alliances and expectations.

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