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Frank Merriman, P.I.

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Reads 295
Votes 97
Parts 20
Time 1h 24m

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Franklin Ernest "Trigger Happy" Merriman is the most powerful man in the world of law enforcement in this hilarious, zany and highly offbeat new novel by Mark T. "The Comedy Answer Man" Watson, author of the critically acclaimed Shadow Busters novel The Aspiration of Detective Broderick Throckmorton. Detective Merriman - a man with the ability to combat the tyranny of justice in various investigations - is capable of cracking the case, playing pranks with his suspects and uncovers the truth.

In each chapter, Frank Merriman, P.I. unravels the mysteries and searches for the clues to the men, women and children - having cracked the case - and how he brings his dumb goons, racketeers, pickpockets, man hunting fugitives, crooks, compulsive gamblers, auctioneers, highway patrolmen, sheriffs, elementary school children, shoplifters and all other persons committing crime to justice in ever new investigations.

Watson - better known as "Mr. Camouflage" - continues his tradition of writing hilariously funny private investigator mystery satire to millions of readers globally with his own brand of procedural humor, bringing new generations of detective mystery thriller fans with an offbeat approach to print-based fiction. 

Together with his Merriman Investigations collaborators Simon "Pistol" McCullough, Ray "Ray Gun Man" Duke, Willard "Crossfire" Drake, Howard Willard "Revolver Bill" Justice, Macdonald Sean "Matt" Justice, Raymond
D. "Laser Beam" Bean and Dave Merriman, Frank  tackles the toughest cases involving all victims committing crime across America.

Born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, conservative humorist, novelist and comedian Mark T. Watson is the author of The Aspiration of Detective Broderick Throckmorton, the first novel in the Shadow Busters series. He also wrote and illustrated an upcoming children's book titled Capt. Men, which will be published in 2020 by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers.
He is working on an upcoming novel titled Flash Danforth.All Rights Reserved

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Lazy Masterpiece X Genius Reaction by SimonLikeIcecream

This is a what if scenario that I took interest in and this is a whole lot different reaction with an AU of course....... Ayanokoji Kiyotaka had enrolled in ANHS... Second year was just recently starting but due to some unforeseen events all the students, teachers were transported somewhere... But who knows what the kidnapper wants?.. Basically I added to spice up things... Enjoy(: Classroom of the elite belongs to Kingugasa-Syougo sensei.

Ephemeral by gothicletters

E·phem·er·al (adj.) Lasting for a very short time ִֶָ 𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆★⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ Aurora has spent thirteen years surviving, not living. Trapped in a broken home filled with cruelty and violence, every day has been a battle against the monsters she was forced to call family. Stained by her striking appearance--skin, hair, and eyes devoid of pigment--Aurora has always stood out. But one night, when flashing lights and sirens tear through the darkness of her world, everything changes. Her nightmares have been taken away in handcuffs, and for the first time, Aurora is free. Or so she believes. Whisked away to a sprawling manor in New York, she's thrown into a new life with six mysterious older brothers she's never met, secrets buried in every corner, and danger that feels strangely familiar. As Aurora tries to rebuild, she begins to worry if the past is truly behind her, or if something even darker has been waiting all along. Meek, quiet, and resilient, Aurora is done merely surviving. She's ready to live and claim her new life as more than Ephemeral. Even if it kills her. ִֶָ 𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆★⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ ⏾ The first couple chapters are short but get longer as you go.

كسرة ظهر by nisan_ayhab

تحتُّ الركام أصواتٌ انقطع أنينها ودقاتٌ توقف نبضها فرحةً لم تكتمل وأحلامٌ أجهضت قبل المخاض تحتُ الركام قصصٌ لم تكتب لها النهاية وحكاياتٌ رحل من كان يرويها ألعابٌ لطخت بدماء الأطفال تحتُ الركام أسماءٌ تساقطت من السجلّ المدني مثل تساقط الأوراق من الأشجار فأصبحت في سماء النسيان تحتٌ الركام وجوهٌ تغيرت ملامحها فأنكرها الزمان والمكان فشيعت أجسادهم لمقابرٍ في الجنان تحت الركام ارتجف الأطفال خوفًا فغادروا الحياة ولم يجدوا الأمان وصايا خُطت بحبرٍ من الخذلان وأمنياتٌ غادرت عالم الخيال تحت الركام حيث يشهد الظلم والقهر

The Widow Melody Scott by eacomiskey

A criminal mastermind makes a bold move against a wealthy client to put himself in a position to retire in comfort. He has no idea what he's up against when a young widow, desperate to make ends meet, sets her eyes on earning the bounty set on his head. *** Newly widowed housewife Melody Scott needs to earn some major cash, fast. When her bright and busy children learn that a priceless ruby bracelet has been stolen and a six-figure reward is being offered, they convince her to try to do what the police, museum security, and the best private investigators have failed to do. Working against them is a notorious thief who has met people from around the world, but who has never once encountered a woman like Melody Scott. When the sweet innocence of the Scott family clashes against criminal forces more dangerous than they ever imagined, Melody is all too aware that a mom's got to do what a mom's got to do to protect her family. The Widow, Melody Scott is a 2021 Watty Award Winner! Content Warning: This story does contain depictions of stalking behavior.

جيتيني وأنا تايه وسط موج الحنين by na_jm96

ليست كل الحكايات تبدأ بابتسامة .. بعضها يولد من صمتٍ طويل من نظرة لم تُفهم أو من قرار صغير كان كافيًا ليقلب كل شي هنا لا تبحث عن أبطال خارقين ولا عن نهايات مثالية هنا ستجد القلوب كما هي ضعيفة عنيدة محطّمة لكنها تقاوم هذه الرواية ليست مجرد قصة بل مرآة وقد ترى نفسك بين السطور دون أن تنتبه مرحبًا بك في عالمٍ لا يشبه أحدًا لكنّه قد يشبهك

Aradhya- The Warrior by yukiwrites02

📌 Disclaimer / Intro Note for Readers: When I first started this story, I was accused of copying from a book named Siara. At that time, I honestly didn't know about it, but now I do. This version is a completely rewritten plot, with fresh twists, new character arcs, and my own vision. Nothing here is taken from anywhere else-this is purely my creation. °•°•° Aradhya Rajvansh's life shattered the day her own family turned their backs on her, believing lies that landed her in prison. After four years, she walks free-not as the girl she once was, but as a woman forged in pain and silence. With only her younger brother Ansh by her side, she rebuilds her life far away from home, shutting her heart to the world. But destiny has other plans. Her path collides with Rishav Raghuvanshi-a man of quiet strength, protective warmth, and ruthless determination. Thrust into his family through marriage, Aradhya finds herself torn between old wounds and the possibility of a new beginning. While Rishav's unwavering presence starts breaking down her walls, shadows of betrayal and enemies from the past threaten to return. This is a story of heartbreak, resilience, and the slow, tender healing of a warrior's heart.

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