Anything But Normal

I grunt as I quickly slid a coaster under a glass that was about to go on the freshly waxed wooden end table. I glared menacingly at the dude who just shot me a drunken lazy grin. He sauntered off to who knows where. Probably to make a bigger mess.

I ran a hand through my hair and sighed. I glanced at the dance floor only to see that a couple were getting 'Down and dirty' on the dance floor. I mentally gaged and physically scrunched my nose In distaste. I stalked over to the shirtless couple and glared at them.

"Hey love doctor Why don't you take this patient somewhere not where everybody's watching. " I spat narrowing my eyes.

The girl shot me a sly smile and winked at me. While the guy proceeded to suck on her neck.

"Excuse me I was talking to you." I said impatiently. He proceeded to ignore me and kept at his business. The girl continued to ignore his presence and winked at me again licking her lips. She purred and bit her lip reaching out for me. A severe blush took over my features and I took a step back.

"Okay Mister I don't have any common sense there is more than enough bedrooms In here with an unlimited supply of condoms take your lesbian lover And go." I said mostly In a begging tone. At the sound of the word condoms they sped up the stairs and left.

It's not that I don't like lesbians, I'd just prefer if they didn't hit on me. I sighed again. Again raking my hand though my hair. The doorbell rang and I let out and exasperated breath. Oh joy more Homewreckers. I totally did not mean that In a dirty way. I flung the door open hand on my hip and irritation on my features.

"No more people are stepping foot In my house. " I spat.