A Luka x Reader... but not really

Have you ever wondered how perfect it would be if your life was ended by your waifu?

Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish my waifu killed me... That would be so fucking great..."

Well that's what you're about to read, if you're even going to bother picking this up.

(Honestly, it's only going to be around 100 words so you might as well. It'll only take you a couple of seconds of your life. The Author notes will probably be longer than the entire story. In fact this stupid long description might just be as long as the story... You're wasting your time reading this description and I'd rather you read the actual story.) [Edit: it was actually like 500 words long]

Also, warning for spoilers of Danganronpa (just Twilight syndrome), Tales of berseria (but to be honest, it's literally just the prologue so who even cares) and Doki Doki Literature Club (but you've either played that or seen so many spoilers you can't even count)