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Species Name: Space Gnome and Space Priests (Jewish Style)
Lifespan: 28 Days EXACT (unless they make lotsa money or are priests [priests live for 28 more days])
General Appearance: they all look the same, wear the same clothes. priests look like the pope, but with kippahs and rainbow robes
Varying Appearance: they're gnomes
Species Size: Average Lad - 2'4'', Priest [Chad] - 10'4''
Population: 10 (declining)
Species Nature: chaotic evil
History: hold on hold on
they started when
so there's this building
and there's a sign on it
and on the sign there were gnomes sexing [standing on top of each other]
and then
they became gnomes [lads] and priests [chads]
and then the priests decided to oversee trials and give coupons
right right?
yeah exactly
Trivia: they have sex by standing on top of each other until another one decides to appear
on day 20 they all multiply and become 20, but then they die
they come from russia [the planet]
priests rub their kippahs viciously to make a new gnome
a female space gnome or priest gnome is equivalent to a space gnome and priest gnome standing next to each other