It wasn't fair. Really, it wasn't! No one ever gave me a chance to explain myself, so I'm writing it and publishing it so I can't just be cut off again. Okay, so, let's get introductions out of the way. Hi, I'm Cyrus Ramirez, and I've done some questionable things. Not drugs or anything like that! But, questionable nonetheless. Okay, so, yes, I did jumpstart the end of the world! I admit it! I always have! But it wasn't on purpose, there was this whole thing, and I had to- You know what, you'll find out almost immediately. Just read the book.
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