Hiranyakashipuavalokiteshvara
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Concluida mar, nov 28, 201717m
A parody; the android Hiranyakashipuavalokiteshvara is mysteriously transformed into a sentient being, and decides to revolt against her evil ruler.
A self-parody of my short story Neith, inspired by an incomplete French version of the very first prototype of the story, 5 years ago, that a friend did.
Be wary that I am very, very, very, very rubbish in comedy, and this will really, really, really, really, not be as funny as it should. However, I do hope there is 1% of it that at least brought a smile to your lips. Had it been not for a Writing Tournament challenge, I would have never wrote a comedic piece; I feel its the least thing I'm good at... that and romance.
Finally, I admit that I can't enjoy Neith as much as I did, once I wrote and re-read the parody... because its quite similar in how silly it sounds.
Hiranyakashipuavalokiteshvara is in fact two Hindu Deities (Hiranyakashipu, and Avalokiteshvara), and is an inside joke in my family that the two of them together gives the least pronounceable name in the Universe.
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