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What the hell is this?! (H2Ovanoss)

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Reads 132,773
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Parts 52
Time 4h 26m

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In the city of Los Santos, where trouble and sex happens every time. All the gangs walk around in every street in their own pack and every hotdog stand near the beach and the fair, while I'm here running around solo and stealing every bank by myself without any help and problem.

I'm a solo person, a lone wolf.

From everyone's perspective, they see me as a innocent, 5'11 foot tall, 25 year old, half Korean and Chinese man that works in the strip club as a bartender. But actually I'm a wanted criminal that works alone and has no friends because everyone thinks I'm such a disgrace towards humanity. Including my parents told me that. 

BITCH PLEASE!! I'm still alive and I can kill you in any second with a blink of an eye!

But then more later on in my life, I became a total slut that turned out to be gay and wanted dick everyday. 

BOTTOM EVAN/VANOSS!!!!!!All Rights Reserved

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Squandered to the End (H2OVanoss) by andreazuj

[Book 1] Bottom Evan! Yes it's finally recording! Now let me get started to what I have to say...um. Hello my name is Evan Fong, I'm 17 years old, I'm in 11 grade, and I play the guitar. Not only that but I used to play hockey in Canada when I used to live there. I was bullied for a good 13 years until fall break came and...everything went downfall. Now I will tell you the story of my life, the life that now everyone thinks I'm officially dead. The life of when I fell in love with a psychopathic killer clown that saved my life. 1. Squandered (Adj) Not used to good advantage Synonyms: wasted, lost Antonyms: found Theme song: The Wolf by Siamés

The Red Lights You're Dancing Under Them || H2Ovanoss by _soul_girl_

Vanoss a wanted male criminal. Vanoss has two jobs at night first one was killing and robbing the second one is a gay strip club worker. He is a serverer too when he is at the club. Nobody knew who is behind that mask. His friends and his boss at the strip club knew who Vanoss was. Vanoss knew they knew he was the wanted criminal. The workers at the club are criminals too. So everyone from there knows Vanoss is Evan Fong. Jack, Smitty, Ohm and Brcye work at the Club whit him. Evan is the youngest from them. He is 19 and his friends are around 25 or 27. Evan only had his old hockey friends and his friends from the club. Lester his boss who gives him missions 2 times a week. Vanoss had a lover. But she is dead. Vanoss had dated some guys. But who will be the last lucky guy? ~~~ heh another one H2Ovanoss book i'm sorry but i really like H2Ovanoss but i will do some other ships too. Read for more i maybe make a poker face map of this when it's complete after a few months :) ⚠️🔞Warning: Smut/sex/nsfw, Gore/blood, voilnence🔞⚠️ beginning: 31/5/2020 at 00:07 end: 15/7/2020

Trust Issues || H2O Delirious x Reader by DaughterDeHell

Los Santos. City of thieves. City of Gangs. There is a constant battle to be, Number One. Every gang wants it, and the Vanoss Crew has managed to obtain that spot. They have held on to that spot for three years, but an uprising gang catches their eye. A gang is no place for feelings, but their personal business doesn't concern us, now, does it?

Savage by sad-sim

"Good morning and welcome to the Saints Bank, how may I help you?" "Empty all the money in the bag," "Excuse me?" "Boys now, Everybody get down!" ~~~ Wanted in over twelve states is the notorious Dragon group and their leader Savage or the human beast. He robs banks and kills without mercy. So why did he kidnap twenty two year old Angelica Daniels. Was it just for leverage or something more maybe a slight attraction? ~~~ He is an unknown man and no one knows his real name. She finds him intriguing yet frighting. He goes by the name Savage for his actions. She thinks their wouldn't be a better name suited for him. His heart was tainted long ago and he doesn't like to show emotion as they are signs of weakness. She brings out the best in him. He's wanted dead or alive. Is she willing to stay, not that she has a choice and accept his ways... Savage is a dangerous man. So now that they have meet, how will the story unfold? Is it bad to want a criminal? ~~~ He slipped off the bed and fell to his knees on the floor, and suddenly his hands went around my ankles and he drew my hips level with the edge of the bed. His hands closed around the hem of my panty. My hips bounced and I emitted a shrill shriek as the black panty was ripped off me, he buried his face between my legs. He wrapped my legs around his shoulders and licked, kissed and slobbered over my wet folds. Up and down his tongue went.The previous orgasm that had slowly subsided was building up again. He had his whole mouth over my labia. He chewed on it, sucking me deep into his mouth while his upper teeth raked across my swollen clitoris. I screamed. His gentle touch was suddenly being replaced by a maddening attack on my lower lips! He bit, sucked, and probed his tongue deep inside me, and suddenly I arched my back and shrieked repeatedly! I came violently. Long, silvery slivers of goo dangled from his chin. He grinned at me. He's a monster no! he's a Savage! EXTREME MATURE CONTENT

VILLAIN by Sommychi123

VILLIAN I am not a demon, neither are my a bad person, nor a devil incarnate. I'm simply; a vile villain. A monster among men. I'm darkness. I'm your worse nightmare. I'm the reality that shouldn't have made it to the world. My name is Vile Villian A.K.A Viper and I don't mean it just literary. My actions can attest to the darkness inside of me and the verification of my name "Villain " is left on the souls of those I've condemned. Call me Villain. "Take it bitch. Take my cock like the slut you're" I said as I slammed into her whore hole. I'm currently fucking a female warder at the prison I've had to transcend from boyhood to manhood. My home for eight years. My worse nightmare. Yet, my haven. The beginning of my creation, initiation and indoctrination into the world of sex, sin, blood and crime. HELLVEN Clueless people call me Heaven. But, I am anything but that. I'm too tinted to be called Heaven. My soul is too bruised, too scarred, too crass to be referred to as Heaven. I'm now christened Hellven. Hell because that is where people like me go. Ven the last three letters of Heaven because Satan was once an angel. So was I. "Crawl to me my pet. Crawl at my feet and worship your goddess." He crawls on the floor. Groveling at my feet. He bows his head to the floor paying obeisance to me his mistress who fulfills all his lonesome kinks.

Finding Maze by Cosmic-Enigma

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Memory (H2OVanoss)[Completed] by ChaolypticCrticism

His laugh, his smile, his eyes, and his last words. Oh god his last words were the saddest things I've ever heard, but he meant them, I know he did. Three words, eight letters, and it was all the truth, but the truth hurts so much. "I love you." Those words will never have the same meaning. Because they'll be my last memory of him. ----------------------------------- It was just a simple mission, no one was supposed to get hurt. They had done it plenty of times before. So why did it go so wrong? And why did take him? -------------------------------------- The pain, the tears, the silence, it seemed to never stop. Everything reminded them of him, no matter what it was, it was all him. Only one of them had felt the worst of it, because he was his everything, and losing him felt like the world had ended. He was gone, he wasn't returning from that mission. Until he did. ------------------------------- Blank, unknowing, confused, not like they remembered him. Not how he was in their fondest memories. He was there, but wasn't . When he was gone, they only had a memory, but when he returned, it was like he never had. Maybe that's all he'll ever be, a memory.

Until forever...ღ꙳|𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸| by kooktales97

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DyverCity by Fabtabulous22

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