What the hell is this?! (H2Ovanoss)

In the city of Los Santos, where trouble and sex happens every time. All the gangs walk around in every street in their own pack and every hotdog stand near the beach and the fair, while I'm here running around solo and stealing every bank by myself without any help and problem.

I'm a solo person, a lone wolf.

From everyone's perspective, they see me as a innocent, 5'11 foot tall, 25 year old, half Korean and Chinese man that works in the strip club as a bartender. But actually I'm a wanted criminal that works alone and has no friends because everyone thinks I'm such a disgrace towards humanity. Including my parents told me that.

BITCH PLEASE!! I'm still alive and I can kill you in any second with a blink of an eye!

But then more later on in my life, I became a total slut that turned out to be gay and wanted dick everyday.

BOTTOM EVAN/VANOSS!!!!!!