A Normil Day
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Rick Normil is not a superhero, but he has superhero problems anyway. Just this morning, an interdimensional imp turned him into a fish man. Before noon, he's had his body hijacked, met a ghost, and seen one of the world's most powerful heroes taken over by a villain. And then there's the question of what the ghost feels so guilty about, whether Rick is going to die by hurled statue, and whether he's going to get to have lunch. Before long, Rick will have to use all his resources, including a superpowered zombie, to return everyone to their proper bodies--and then deal with the aftermath.
A lighthearted superhero romp that steals from the greats--as a plot point--A Normil Day will update every Wednesday until completed.
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