Rant Bling » satzu
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Last published Tue, Dec 21, 2021
[EDIT] VERY, VERY IMMATURE WORK!!! Read at your own risk.
"Hello, this is Rant Bling. Ang kauna-unahang hotline na tumatanggap ng kahit anong klaseng reklamo sa buhay. Ikaw, anong klaseng reklamo ang meron ka?" - ❝In which Sana thinks that calling a rant hotline would help her out from depression.❞
highest ranking(s):
▪️ #6 in fanfiction.
▪ #1 in the "epistolary" tag.
// epistolary | slight narrative //
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↻ twiceline bling series #3 ↺
© hansolplum 2k17. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, OKAY? MY PLOT IS MY PLOT. PERIOD.
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