Smarter, Prettier, Cooler (Homestuck BMC AU)
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Last published Thu, Jan 4, 2018
(DAVEKAT IS STILL BURYING ME AND CRAWLING ITS WAY INTO OTHER FANDOMS, RESCUE ME.))
Karkat seems to be the lone loser of Skaia High. All of his friends moved away or mysteriously became popular. Scrawny, angry, and alone, Karkat sets his sights on something out of his reach to torture himself with. Dave Strider. Gets all the chicks, always fashionably late, and just overall the king of the school. While Karkat sits at the bottom of the ladder, an old friend shows up with a "Get Outta Jail Free" card. A squip.
For just a handsome fee of $500, he could unlock all the secrets of being chill and cool with the big dogs and maybe even nab himself a cutie while he's up. But is it really all its made out to be?
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