❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞ ❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls but Ora was determined not to just be another 'funny' anecdote. When her inevitable date with Sirius Black rolls around, she's determined to outwit the master and figure out every way he could ditch her and stop it... or use it against him if worst came to worse. However, the stories that Ora uncovered turned out to be more awful and enthralling than expected and Ora finds herself being lured back every day for more...