Contortionist
CrazyHufflepuff101
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 6m
CrazyHufflepuff101
Ongoing, First published Dec 02, 2017
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con·tor·tion·ist
/kənˈtôrSHənəst/
noun: contortionist; plural noun: contortionists
an entertainer who twists and bends their body into strange and unnatural positions.

Selena Wilde is a transfer from Beauxbatons to Hogwarts. What happens when this contortionist makes a big entrance and meets 3 prank masters and Peter.
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