Fornever - A Satire Anthology
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Last published Sat, May 25, 2019
Scarvonetta was NOT like other girls. She wore SWEATSHIRTS, you see--I can already see you shuddering at the thought of such deviance. She had been adopted by her math teacher Jensen Ackles as a teenager and spent her dads in self-imposed exile from the rest of her evil classmates.
Also living in her normal little town was Tyler, the sexy smirking jock werewolf; Aesha, his stalker who won't give up on her soulmate no matter how many restraining orders he files; Johnny, Tom Hiddleston's useless side-character saved from death by his casting; Ellen, the REAL werewolf; and old Mrs. Smith, the only sane person in this entire region.
Come along as they go through their hyper-realistic teenage lives, filled with so much serious heartbreak, INTOXICATING AROMA, and brilliant originality that critics can't help but say, "What the actual hell am I doing with my life right now?"
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