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The Fortune Cookies

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It all started with the fortune cookies. On said, " You will not have your drivers license until you're 22",  the next one said, " You will have 7 kids", and the last one said, " You will live in Antarctica", but who really believes them, I mean they're just little slips of paper found inside a Chinese cookie.All Rights Reserved

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