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Guide to Getting Run Over

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Finally figured out what to do for 100 followers! Welcome to "Guide to Getting Run Over!" Here you can find stupid and humorous ways to get run over by a car or truck or whatever is in the road! 
Note: DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS! THIS IS JUST MEANT TO BE FUNNY! There is also no gore or cursing. 
Cover credit: Skypool505
Please do not take any of these ideas if you want to make your own guide.
Highest ranking in humor: 789All Rights Reserved

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