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Dalisms

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Time 54m

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ME: Why do you always annoy me?
DALE: Because it makes you smile...

Just random anecdotes based on actual conversations with my boyfriend, Dale, saying the funniest things... at least for me.  I coined the word 'Dalisms' to represent my boyfriend's babbles.All Rights Reserved

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