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Fools and Liars: Through Fire and Water

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"If I could travel back in time in an attempt to stop all the dreadful things which followed from happening, there are many things I might say to my past self: be thankful for what you have, always listen to your elders, and never trust creepy giggling hermits with terrible mascara..."

After being dragged by his father to the northern slopes of the kingdom, Corliss McClintock is feeling especially down on his luck: his empty inheritance has left him increasingly bitter, a stunningly beautiful woman wants nothing to do with him, and to top it all off all the goats in the land seem to have it in for him.

However, after ignoring a wise old hag and making a dodgy deal with an even dodgier character which sees him running for his life and freedom alongside a liar and a refugee seeking justice, sending them spiralling from one fantastical disaster to the next, it appears that perhaps he hadn't had it so bad after all...All Rights Reserved

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