Welcome dear people and potatoes! In this book, everyone is welcome (yes, even the tomatoes). This is all about my crazy life as a potato, so sit back, enjoy, and DON'T YOU DARE PULL OUT THOSE POTATO CHIPS! I SAW YOU! I've got my eyes on you. Lol I'm just joking I eat potato chips too. Wait a minute.... does that mean I am a cannibal? NOOOOOOOO