Two Short Stories that will make you Laugh Out Loud

Today during English, we did a fun activity (also kinda funny). We all got a piece of paper each and had to write the starter of the sentence (which was off the board) and then complete the sentence. After that, we had to fold the paper to only show the last few words and pass it to the next person, who would write another sentence and so forth. The results were hilarious, so I decided to type these and publish here on Wattpad. The first one is mine and the second one is my friend's because she didn't want it. Lol. So, please enjoy and LAUGH OUT LOUD!
P.S. They're a bit weird and might not make any sense. xD