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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) 

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I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food by hjerterdame

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" *Hits a wall* "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!

What happens when enemies become mates? Cassie Dawson a sarcastic teenage werewolf with the alpha blood running through her veins. A menace to society and a tad bit crazy. No one could stop her, well maybe her mom could. Throughout her life she heard about this mate thing. Hwever Cassie thinks at the age of 17 is too young to find your soul mate. Why does she think like this? Well she simply doesn't like the idea of being tied down. Especially being tied down to the person she hates the most in the whole entire world. Cassie may need a prayer. "Um what are you doing." Elliot asked worriedly. My face went back to normal and I rolled my eyes. A sarcastic laughed came out of my mouth. This piece of shit I swear I want to beat him up now. "Oh I wasn't suppose to cry maybe I should go on my knees and beg for you to accept me being your mate. Ok then, hold up." I said I got on my knees and held my hand together. "Y-You don't need to do that." Elliot stuttered. Oh yes, I definitely want to do this for sure. **Slow editing**

The dead typically want one of two things. Ghosts crave conversation. Spirits seek pain. My name is Bria, and I've been able to interact with the dead for as long as I can remember. Communicating with the deceased might sound like a cool gift, but let me assure you, it's not. Ghosts don't shut up, and not all specters are friendly. In fact, most of them are dangerous. Pretending the paranormal doesn't exist is far easier than talking to the shadows, so I've been avoiding the dead for years. Past experiences have led me to avoid the living too. And for a long time, I've successfully kept my distance. Until a single ghost encounter in the library ruins everything. Now a couple of my classmates know my secret. But as it turns out, they have a deadly secret of their own. Time to talk to the shadows again. _______________ This story contains profanity and violence. [ONC 2021 Shortlister]

this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desires

The man looked me up and down, his red eyes staring through me."You... Are a werewolf." "So I've noticed" The man scowled, his lips pulling back revealing the sharp fangs nestled between his teeth. I stepped back, startled by the sudden conclusion that formed in my head. Vampire. "Thank you for the clarification, wolf. But I don't need a 'mate.' Especially not a werewolf one." My fear disappeared, and I frowned, anger filling my mind. "What's wrong with being a werewolf, Dracula?" The man turned, marching towards me until we were face to face. My heart skipped a beat as he glared at me, both fear and lust being the cause. "Let me make one thing clear. We are not mates, and never will be. Vampires are a highly respected society, and a proud people. I will not stoop so low as to 'mate' with a stupid wolf, just because he says we're 'destined to.' Let alone a male wolf." With that, he disappeared into the woods, leaving me alone.

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

Flicker never wanted a mate, especially an alpha one. She strongly believes that with an alpha mate, she would lose all her freedom and independence, two things that she values most . What will happen, when the two controlling and dominant alpha's arrive at Flicker's pack; claiming that she is their mate. "As Luna, will I be equal to you"; I question, unsure at this moment if I was overstepping my boundaries. The car is silent for a moment before they both snort with laughter, but the laughter quickly dies and the Alpha's become deathly serious. "You will never be equal to us, you are higher than the pack wolf and slightly higher than our beta but you will never have equal power than us"Connor states arrogantly as if it's the most obvious thing in the world "We will decide when to mark you and then we will decide when you will have our pups and rest assured you will have many pups"Jake says his tone deathly serious as if he is daring me to question him. Warning: Contains abuse and confronting scenes not for younger readers.

I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts by Lil-Miss-Massacre

'It all started on Thursday morning.' Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.

Welcome to Nightmare Land |Complete| by Paradoxx

Looking for horror, humor, and a bit of romance? Welcome to Nightmare Land. Abandon all hope of EVER waking up! It started as a silly night involving a group of friends and then it turned into an eerie adventure. They stumbled across an abandoned amusement that's modeled to make you relive your worst nightmares. Entering was their biggest mistake. Strange things started happening-- unexplained attacks, noises, notes, and most importantly: Nightmares. One by one they are targeted, tormented, and marked. Before anything else goes wrong they have return to the worst place imaginable: Nightmare Land. Excerpt: "It's okay to be afraid." I feel my chains tighten and a heat on my chest, accompanied by more laughter. "What... What are you?" I whisper. "Me?" It replies, touching my face "I'm your worst nightmare." ❤Read|Vote|Comment ❤

Lilith, KC, Jared, and Benji didn't know each other before the zombie apocalypse. But fate - and several tragedies happening in quick succession such as the zombie apocalypse - shoved them all into the same New York City Costco. Now, survival - both physical and mental - is their ultimate goal. When KC begins talking about ending the apocalypse once and for all, they all view her as insane. Until one hospital - and one notebook - changes everything. [Undergoing editing, so the chapters are a bit messed up] [Highest Ranking: #289 in action as of 12/30/17]

I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" Hits a wall "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!

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