Spooky Booky

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) 

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The dead typically want one of two things. Ghosts crave conversation. Spirits seek pain. My name is Bria, and I've been able to interact with the dead for as long as I can remember. Communicating with the deceased might sound like a cool gift, but let me assure you, it's not. Ghosts don't shut up, and not all specters are friendly. In fact, most of them are dangerous. Pretending the paranormal doesn't exist is far easier than talking to the shadows, so I've been avoiding the dead for years. Past experiences have led me to avoid the living too. And for a long time, I've successfully kept my distance. Until a single ghost encounter in the library ruins everything. Now a couple of my classmates know my secret. But as it turns out, they have a deadly secret of their own. Time to talk to the shadows again. _______________ This story contains profanity and violence. [ONC 2021 Shortlister]

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Awfully Appetizing: Book One of the Corpse-Eater Saga, écrit par ldfitz

Walter Keppler is a ghoul. A supernatural creature of the night who feasts on the corpses of the dead. At least, that's the theory. In practice, he spends most of his nights asleep, and most of his days working in the small funeral home that he owns and runs with the help of a particularly unhelpful assistant, Percy. More than anything, Walter wants the supernatural community to leave him be. Unfortunately something sinister is afoot, and someone has just made him involved by trying to kill him and/or his assistant. Now Percy is in hiding, and Walter has to figure out who wants them dead and why, and he has to get ready for the annual ball thrown by the local crotchsniffers... excuse me, werewolves. Oh, and he has to find the perfect present for his mother's birthday, too. Sometimes it's all more trouble than it's worth.

TEAR YOU APART ✸ louis , lestat [ under construction ], écrit par prettydeadd

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ❝ 𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘, 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 . ❞ ☓ 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘭𝘶𝘦. ★ trigger warning . . . ⵌ this story contains - violence, harassment, sex, assault, murder, explicit language, drug/alcohol use, weapons, depression, talks of abuse/abuse, manipulation, possible mentions of rape, trauma, sexual terms / + possible more, offensive terms, fights, arguments, and more . . . This book is based off of the 'interview with a vampire' books and shows. (LESTATxFEM/OCxLOUIS) (INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, 2022) (BEGAN; SEPT 2024) (EDITED; APR 2025)

31 Ghosts , écrit par TheyAreTheDarkness

A ghastly tale for every day of October🧡🖤

Death Bound: Life Support Edition, écrit par AuthorARCurry

Life is full of ups and downs, there's no question about it. We're tossed through the ringer daily, constantly faced with challenges and left wondering how we'll deal with them. Will we give up, or will we try? Will we cave, or will we push through until we succeed? Will we whine and moan about our misfortunes as we dwell on them for years, or will we learn from them, shrug them off, and heal ourselves with laughter? I choose the latter, which is why I've collected these darkly, comedic short stories into this collection for your amusement. The world's a bit tense, so unwind and relax. I'll take it from here. NOTE: Death Bound: Life Support Edition can be purchased on Amazon or my website - ARCurry.com

"Stop walking away from me!" I rolled my eyes before turning around to face him. "Oh sorry Alpha, I didn't know I had to ask your permission to be excused." I spoke mockingly and bowed dramatically, his eye colour turned blood red to show his anger and I smirked in victory. "Let me get something straight, I am not one of you, so don't you start treating me like I am." {EDITING} Highest Rankings: #25 love #1 wolf #1 beta #4 werewolves #4 werewolf #2 pack #5 luna #39 alpha #173 lovestory #36 mates #270 comedy #956 drama #128 featured #262 mate #64 moongoddess

What happens when enemies become mates? Cassie Dawson a sarcastic teenage werewolf with the alpha blood running through her veins. A menace to society and a tad bit crazy. No one could stop her, well maybe her mom could. Throughout her life she heard about this mate thing. Hwever Cassie thinks at the age of 17 is too young to find your soul mate. Why does she think like this? Well she simply doesn't like the idea of being tied down. Especially being tied down to the person she hates the most in the whole entire world. Cassie may need a prayer. "Um what are you doing." Elliot asked worriedly. My face went back to normal and I rolled my eyes. A sarcastic laughed came out of my mouth. This piece of shit I swear I want to beat him up now. "Oh I wasn't suppose to cry maybe I should go on my knees and beg for you to accept me being your mate. Ok then, hold up." I said I got on my knees and held my hand together. "Y-You don't need to do that." Elliot stuttered. Oh yes, I definitely want to do this for sure. **Slow editing**

I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food, écrit par hjerterdame

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" *Hits a wall* "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!

Flicker never wanted a mate, especially an alpha one. She strongly believes that with an alpha mate, she would lose all her freedom and independence, two things that she values most . What will happen, when the two controlling and dominant alpha's arrive at Flicker's pack; claiming that she is their mate. "As Luna, will I be equal to you"; I question, unsure at this moment if I was overstepping my boundaries. The car is silent for a moment before they both snort with laughter, but the laughter quickly dies and the Alpha's become deathly serious. "You will never be equal to us, you are higher than the pack wolf and slightly higher than our beta but you will never have equal power than us"Connor states arrogantly as if it's the most obvious thing in the world "We will decide when to mark you and then we will decide when you will have our pups and rest assured you will have many pups"Jake says his tone deathly serious as if he is daring me to question him. Warning: Contains abuse and confronting scenes not for younger readers.

The Alpha's White Wolf {Editing} , écrit par beckaml

Previously Titled: Alpha Hunter ----------------- "What are you?" I asked strangely. "What do you mean dear?" He asked playing dumb. "You aren't a werewolf nor are you a human. You can't be a witch because you haven't said any spells yet your nails grew ten times taller. What are you?" "I see you pay attention to details," He complimented before he began chuckling, "I suppose the good girl wants her reward?" "Well dear," He chuckled before leaning in so only I could hear, "have you ever heard of the supposed extinct species of vampires?" --- Published: 10th of September, 2019 Ended: 12th of February, 2020 Cover by: @-Packey-

My life has never been my own, I've been living on borrowed time and I know one day it will be taken back. I've been running, hiding and fighting for as long as I can remember, but if they want me they'll have to work for it. Phantoms, spirits, ghosts, whatever you like to call them, they're angry and vengeful, and some have a mean left hook. They'll stop at nothing to claim what they believe is rightfully theirs- me. ** short story chapters for @action write to rank competition **

The Mate of A Vampire, écrit par TurtleCat5

The man looked me up and down, his red eyes staring through me."You... Are a werewolf." "So I've noticed" The man scowled, his lips pulling back revealing the sharp fangs nestled between his teeth. I stepped back, startled by the sudden conclusion that formed in my head. Vampire. "Thank you for the clarification, wolf. But I don't need a 'mate.' Especially not a werewolf one." My fear disappeared, and I frowned, anger filling my mind. "What's wrong with being a werewolf, Dracula?" The man turned, marching towards me until we were face to face. My heart skipped a beat as he glared at me, both fear and lust being the cause. "Let me make one thing clear. We are not mates, and never will be. Vampires are a highly respected society, and a proud people. I will not stoop so low as to 'mate' with a stupid wolf, just because he says we're 'destined to.' Let alone a male wolf." With that, he disappeared into the woods, leaving me alone.

I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts, écrit par Lil-Miss-Massacre

'It all started on Thursday morning.' Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.

Welcome to Nightmare Land |Complete|, écrit par Paradoxx

Looking for horror, humor, and a bit of romance? Welcome to Nightmare Land. Abandon all hope of EVER waking up! It started as a silly night involving a group of friends and then it turned into an eerie adventure. They stumbled across an abandoned amusement that's modeled to make you relive your worst nightmares. Entering was their biggest mistake. Strange things started happening-- unexplained attacks, noises, notes, and most importantly: Nightmares. One by one they are targeted, tormented, and marked. Before anything else goes wrong they have return to the worst place imaginable: Nightmare Land. Excerpt: "It's okay to be afraid." I feel my chains tighten and a heat on my chest, accompanied by more laughter. "What... What are you?" I whisper. "Me?" It replies, touching my face "I'm your worst nightmare." ❤Read|Vote|Comment ❤

this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desires

The Strong Will Survive, écrit par izzywriter

Lilith, KC, Jared, and Benji didn't know each other before the zombie apocalypse. But fate - and several tragedies happening in quick succession such as the zombie apocalypse - shoved them all into the same New York City Costco. Now, survival - both physical and mental - is their ultimate goal. When KC begins talking about ending the apocalypse once and for all, they all view her as insane. Until one hospital - and one notebook - changes everything. [Undergoing editing, so the chapters are a bit messed up] [Highest Ranking: #289 in action as of 12/30/17]

The Gory Details (Gross), écrit par Kate_Papilio

Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true

Happily ever hookup. (Book #2), écrit par LaylaJ2711

***COMPLETE*** Book #2 in the hookup series - MUST READ THE FIRST BOOK in order for this one to make any sort of sense. "Keep doing that and I'll be forced to throw you over my shoulder and take you home" "Really?" I smirk turning toward him knowing how much I'm turning him on. "Why?" "You know fine well why" he says, his eyes flooded with lust. "This scrap of material you're wearing isn't doing anything to help" "You mean my dress?" I ask feigning innocents as I brush my lips across his neck. "If you can call it that" Hunter responds looking down at my attire. "What else would I call it?" I bat my eyelashes playfully and Hunters teeth grind together. "A fucking test of my self control" He growls into my ear and I full on laugh. I love that I still affect him the way I do.

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*], écrit par 3pointt14

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

Haunted

The dead typically want one of two things. Ghosts crave conversation. Spirits seek pain. My name is Bria, and I've been able to interact with the dead for as long as I can remember. Communicating with the deceased might sound like a cool gift, but let me assure you, it's not. Ghosts don't shut up, and not all specters are friendly. In fact, most of them are dangerous. Pretending the paranormal doesn't exist is far easier than talking to the shadows, so I've been avoiding the dead for years. Past experiences have led me to avoid the living too. And for a long time, I've successfully kept my distance. Until a single ghost encounter in the library ruins everything. Now a couple of my classmates know my secret. But as it turns out, they have a deadly secret of their own. Time to talk to the shadows again. _______________ This story contains profanity and violence. [ONC 2021 Shortlister]

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